My wife wrapped my Christmas present yesterday...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 12/24/2015 at 13:37 • Filed to: Chirstmas

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And based on the dimenions, it’s definitely not an Allroad, Celica, SC, or Tercel.

I think she’s probably just budgeting for the LFA we’ll get next year, right guys? ... Hello?

jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 13:42

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Maybe it’s all three wrapped in one.

Merry Christmas man!

Xyl0c41n3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 13:42

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It could still be an Allroad:

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 13:44

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I know what it is.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 12/24/2015 at 13:44

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I watched that episode of X-Files last night with the bees carrying the smallpox virus :(

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Xyl0c41n3 12/24/2015 at 13:45

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That would be a badass gift.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 13:47

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That episode is creepy.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 12/24/2015 at 13:49

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Rant:

As we are rewatching the series, I am constantly pointing out all the episodes they could never make today: the dozen involving the mentally retarded, the 3 dozen involving children dying horrifically, the all-of-them involving why the government is evil, and 50 involving what are effectively revolve around sexual violence, date rape, and domestic abusive.

DrJohannVegas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 13:51

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Until the air suspension fails. Or it needs timing chain work.

Brickman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 13:51

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You never know :)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DrJohannVegas 12/24/2015 at 13:52

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I could literally use it as a paperweight

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 13:52

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I think the one that stands out to me is the episode (vague memory here) where there was some crazy inbreeding in the Ozarks or some shit and there were tons of baby bodies and abused kids.

I will say one of my favorites is the one where they have a camera crew riding along with them like on Cops. That episode was hilarious.

Urambo Tauro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 13:54

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You know those gifts that are prank-wrapped in a box, inside a bigger box, inside a bigger box...?

Keys can fit in a pretty small box.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 12/24/2015 at 13:56

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Oh right! And what about the “hick” family episode, the three brothers were impregnating their mother, and if it was born with defects, they buried them alive... O_O

Also, consider the premise of the abductions: women and captured, sedated, IMPREGNATED, and then have their fetuses stolen, and are left for dead (eventually)... I mean really, if they made these today, the “twitterverse” would shit its collective pants every episode, and the offended would be so erect that they would buy Sham-wows in bulk for their desktops.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 13:58

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That’s the one! I’m hoping the new series doesn’t lay it up and sticks with similar content.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 12/24/2015 at 14:00

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I’m thinking it’s going to pander to the lower-end of viewership: aliens, more aliens, and probably less “vulnerable” innocents dying, which I thought was what made the show great.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 14:01

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Plus this guy.

Which may not be a bad thing.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 12/24/2015 at 14:03

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But what about THIS guy?

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 14:04

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Me too. I seriously doubt i’ll be getting the tr6/sd1/biturbo/xjs that i wanted :(

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 14:05

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Nah he got cut in half.

MLGCarGuy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 14:10

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IT’S A NEW MIRAI!!!!!!!!

Just kidding. That would be terrible. But free car.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 14:14

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Don’t forget the episode with the cockroaches... and Dr. Bambi...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > MLGCarGuy 12/24/2015 at 14:15

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I’d settle for an iM

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 12/24/2015 at 14:16

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Or one of the best episodes:

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 14:19

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Well the LFA as an automated manual, right?

And a used Smart car also has an automated manual, right?

And since the Smart car is tied to the more-prestigious Mercedes brand along with an automated manual, it’s obviously ‘better’ than the ‘lower’ Lexus, right?

So clearly your wife is gonna surprise you with a fancy MERCEDES smart car...

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 14:21

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That’s the human-insect-boss call-center one, right?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 12/24/2015 at 14:22

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No, that’s the psychic insurance salesman who they use to track down a psychic serial killer — by which I mean a serial killer who kills professional psychic readers and such.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 14:30

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What if it’s just the keys to one and the actual car is parked across town.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 14:31

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Oh yeah... that was also a good one. Extra sad since the killer could get laid but the sales guy couldn’t...

Proof that being a nice guy doesn’t work!!!!

LOL

MLGCarGuy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/24/2015 at 15:17

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It’s not a bad looking car. It’d be a great garage-mate to the Vibe.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 12/24/2015 at 17:19

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best episode!!